Patriot Games (Family Guy)

"Patriot Games" is the 20th episode of the fourth season of the animated television series Family Guy. It originally aired on Fox on January 29, 2006, around the time of Super Bowl XL, which fits the sports theme of the episode. In it, Peter goes to his high school reunion and meets Tom Brady. After Peter runs to the bathroom and tackles most of the people in his way, Brady hires him for the New England Patriots. Peter wins many games for the Patriots but is fired for showboating and is traded to a team in London called the Silly Nannies. Peter plays versus the Patriots and loses, and returns home. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a bookie who attacks Brian until he pays off his debt.

"Patriot Games" was written by Mike Henry and directed by Cyndi Tang, and guest starred Tom Brady, Troy Brown, Jay Leno, Carol Channing, and Bob Costas as themselves. The episode received positive reviews from critics and finished as the 55th most-watched program of the week.[1]

"Patriot Games"
Family Guy episode
Episode no.Season 4
Episode 20
Directed byCyndi Tang
Written byMike Henry
Production code4ACX25
Original air dateJanuary 29, 2006
Guest appearance(s)

Plot summary

At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a secret agent-astronaut-millionaire who wears a cowboy hat to impress his classmates, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady. He subsequently gets drunk and has to make a run for the bathroom, knocking over everyone between him and the bathroom. Brady is impressed and gets Peter a spot on the New England Patriots football team as the starting center. Peter is soon fired for showboating in a game versus the Dallas Cowboys, driving on to the field then performing a massively-choreographed version of the song "Shipoopi" after scoring one touchdown. He is traded to the London Silly Nannies, who apparently have no clue on how to play football. Peter decides to turn them around and challenges Brady to a game between the Silly Nannies and the Patriots. On the opening kickoff, Peter's teammates become terrified of the Patriots rushing toward them and run away, leaving Peter to face them alone. He tries and is immediately tackled. However, Brady compliments Peter on having the nerve to stand up to them, having now regained respect for him.

Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a bookie and takes a $50 bet from Brian on a Celebrity Boxing match pitting Mike Tyson against Carol Channing. Brian bets on Tyson and loses. Stewie comes to collect, but Brian laughs him off and tells him he will have the money in 24 hours. After 24 hours, Stewie asks for the money owed, but Brian says he does not have it and to give him until next Friday. Stewie reveals that he is serious about settling the bet and, on two occasions, brutally beats up Brian (using such means as a golf club, shooting him in both knees with a pistol, and a flamethrower) to coerce him into paying up. Eventually, Brian agrees to pay off the bet. After Stewie's bet is satisfied, he offers Brian an opportunity to get one "free revenge shot" to make up for all the torture he caused. Brian accepts the offer, but leaves Stewie in suspense as to when the free hit will be delivered, until Stewie is overcome with paranoia and starts beating himself up in an attempt to satisfy Brian. After biding his time and making Stewie worry about what could happen, Brian—while the Griffins are in London, leaving the Patriots-Silly Nannies game—nonchalantly shoves Stewie in front of a moving bus.


Mike Henry by Gage Skidmore 3
Mike Henry wrote the episode.

"Patriot Games" was written by Mike Henry,[2] and directed by Peter Shin, Pete Michels and Cyndi Tang.[3] The episode aired on January 29, 2006, a week before Super Bowl XL. Actress Carol Channing made a guest appearance as herself in a scene in which Brian loses a $50 bet on a boxing match between her and professional boxer Mike Tyson, though Tyson did not voice himself. Sportscaster Bob Costas also voiced himself in a short scene in which he interviews Peter and Tom Brady. Much of the episode was scripted with Patriots coach Bill Belichick in mind, but Brady was chosen to replace him. After numerous requests for Brady to voice himself in the episode, he eventually agreed. Comedian Jay Leno voiced himself in two short scenes that show him, respectively, threatening and attempting to kill Brady.[4]

Two scenes in which Stewie brutally beats up Brian using a glass filled with orange juice, various household objects, and guns polarized people who viewed it. Several production members were offended. Cast members—as well as MacFarlane's mother and an animal rights advocate—enjoyed the scene; MacFarlane quoted his mother: "I don't see what the problem is? He (Brian) owed him (Stewie) money!", and so it was kept in the final cut.[4] When Lois gives the finger to the camera during the interview with Peter and Brady, her hand was blurred out on Fox airings of the episode. However, reruns on Adult Swim and TBS left the gesture intact.[5] The gesture was also left intact on the DVD of "Volume Four"; the production team enjoyed having this level of freedom. After the initial airing of the episode, where newscaster Tom Tucker announces a report on a fictional curse word, clemen, many viewers looked up the word on the Internet to try to find a definition. MacFarlane stated in the episode's DVD commentary that if someone invents an obscene definition for the word, the show will have to stop using it (it has not been used since this episode).[4]

In 2009, the bathroom scene was reused for a series of YouTube videos promoting the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series nominations that Family Guy received for consideration to voters for the 61st Primetime Emmy Awards. In it, Brian considers voting for the fellow nominees—The Office,[6] Flight of the Conchords,[7] Entourage,[8] 30 Rock,[9] How I Met Your Mother,[10] and Weeds.[11] In the first five videos, Stewie brutally beats up Brian for his different votes, in their respective videos, asking "Where's my Emmy man?" and forces him to vote for Family Guy. In the last video, when Brian thinks about voting for Weeds, Stewie doesn't beat him up and instead says, "Oh, fuck this. I'm not doing one for fucking Weeds," referring to the declining quality of the show within its fourth season.

Cultural references

The episode features a 2.5-minute rendition of the song "Shipoopi" from the 1957 musical The Music Man, conducted by Peter and performed by the Patriots and people in the stadium.[12] The rendition was directed by Dan Povenmire, who would later go on to co-create Phineas and Ferb with fellow Family Guy worker Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. The original number in The Music Man was performed by around 40 or 50 singers and around 80 other musicians, as estimated by MacFarlane. Family Guy's rendition was recorded by an orchestra not as large as the original's, but one of the largest the show has ever used. Another musical number, in which the London Silly Nannies sing while dancing around a maypole, was taken from the Gilbert and Sullivan production The Sorcerer. A visual joke that shows Peter's $30,000 wax sculpture of Harriet Tubman "doing" a naked Gwyneth Paltrow originally featured the droid R2-D2 from Star Wars in place of Tubman. MacFarlane is a fan of Star Wars, and its characters are often featured in the series' jokes.[4] A spoof drama programme called Condensation is shown on BBC Four, which is a BBC channel dedicated to the arts, culture and factual programmes. The episode title is taken from the 1987 Tom Clancy novel Patriot Games.


"Patriot Games" was watched by 8.45 million viewers, making it the 55th most-watched program of the week.[1] According to MacFarlane, the episode polarized viewers, who either "hated or loved the violence".[4] Ryan J. Budke from AOL's TV Squad gave the episode a positive review, specifically praising the scene in which Stewie beats up Brian. Budke also said that it was "fun" and that you could tell the crew had a good time making it. Overall, he considered it "not a bad episode. The scene eventually became one of the most popular videos on YouTube."[13] The episode ranked number 1 in IGN's Top 10 Musical Moments in the show, for "Shipoopi,"[14] and Brian and Stewie's fight in the bathroom was named the 5th greatest fight scene in the show on another list.[15]


  1. ^ a b "Weekly Program Rankings". ABC Medianet. January 29, 2006. Retrieved 2009-09-27.
  2. ^ "Mike Henry of "Family Guy" talks voices, gags and instinct". Campus Times. Archived from the original on 2009-10-16. Retrieved 2009-09-27.
  3. ^ "Family Guy: Patriot Games". Archived from the original on December 12, 2008. Retrieved 2009-09-27.
  4. ^ a b c d e McFarlane, Seth (writer); Henry, Mike (voice actor); Tang, Cyndi (director); Povenmire, Dan (director of "Shipoopi" sequence); Elias, Mike (editor) (November 14, 2006). Family Guy: Volume Four: Commentary for "Patriot Games" (DVD)|format= requires |url= (help). Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.
  5. ^ "Family Guy". Adult Swim. Archived from the original on 2012-04-09. Retrieved 2009-09-27.
  6. ^ FAMILY GUY – Brian's Emmy Vote – The Office
  7. ^ FAMILY GUY – Brian's Emmy Vote – Flight of the Conchords
  8. ^ FAMILY GUY – Brian's Emmy Vote – Entourage
  9. ^ FAMILY GUY – Brian's Emmy Vote – 30 Rock
  10. ^ FAMILY GUY – Brian's Emmy Vote – How I Met Your Mother
  11. ^ FAMILY GUY – Brian's Emmy Vote – Weeds
  12. ^ Schellework, Charles (March 27, 2008). "'Music Man' marches into Century High". The Maryland Gazette. Retrieved 2009-09-27.
  13. ^ "Family Guy: Patriot Games". TV Squad. Archived from the original on 2007-08-20. Retrieved 2009-09-27.
  14. ^ Haque, Ahsan. "Family Guy: Top 10 Musical Moments". IGN. Retrieved 2009-11-14.
  15. ^ Haque, Ahsan. "Family Guy: Top 10 Fights". IGN. Retrieved 2009-11-14.

External links

Patriot Games (disambiguation)

Patriot Games is a 1987 novel by Tom Clancy.

Patriot Game(s) may also refer to:

"Patriot Games" (The Simpsons), a 2016 episode of The Simpsons

"Patriot Games" (Family Guy), a 2006 episode of Family Guy

"Patriot Games" (Modern Family), a 2015 episode of the television sitcom Modern Family

Patriot Games (film), a 1992 film adaptation of Tom Clancy's book that stars Harrison Ford

"The Patriot Game", an Irish ballad with a melody from the traditional tune "The Merry Month of May"

Stewie Griffin

Stewart Gilligan "Stewie" Griffin is a fictional character from the animated television series Family Guy. He is voiced by series creator Seth MacFarlane and first appeared on television, along with the rest of the Griffin family, in a 15-minute short on December 20, 1998. Stewie was created and designed by MacFarlane himself, who was asked to pitch a pilot to the Fox Broadcasting Company, based on The Life of Larry and Larry & Steve, two shorts made by MacFarlane featuring a middle-aged man named Larry and an intellectual dog, Steve. After the pilot was given the greenlight, the Griffin family appeared in the episode "Death Has a Shadow".

An infant who acts in an adult way, Stewie was initially obsessed with violence and matricide. He is the youngest child of Peter and Lois Griffin, and the youngest brother of Meg and Chris. Over the duration of the series, the violent aspects of Stewie's personality have been toned down, and he has evolved into an eccentric, friendly and flamboyant scamp. He has also come to have a very close friendship with the family's anthropomorphic dog, Brian (whom he originally used to antagonize in the earliest episodes). Stewie is considered to be the show's breakout character and has received numerous award accommodations from writers such as Jodiss Pierre. Wizard magazine rated him the 95th greatest villain of all time.

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